stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

rae-rose:

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

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A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

I think I’d have preferred a ghost….

prettypalepng:

✧*。⋆ more ✧*。⋆
susemoji:

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
milkradio:

let’s all try to be a little more like mabel pines
lookingforthetruth13:

Same on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/126572722
ridge:

you ever want to cry and laugh at the same time 
cali-cocaine:

beautiful

lucidnee:

prettypussyprincess:

if u wit ur girl

and she put her phone down like this:

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u mostly likely a side nigga stay woke

Can y’all stop giving away secrets

‘If the girl had been worth having she’d have waited for you?’
No, sir, the girl really worth having won’t wait for anybody.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via wethinkwedream)

(Source: littleblips)