I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well
The most heart breaking feeling ever(via v-a-n-s)
if someone ever makes me the godparent of their child i’m going to make sure their child grows up referring to me as their fairy godparent and believing that i am their fairy godparent
Will you wear a pointy crown and have a star wand and little fairy wings too?
no of course not don’t be ridiculous
i will have huge fairy wings
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
I meant homies
No u didn’t
I just wanted to talk to my homies leave me alone:’(